The weirdest, worst (and most tasteless) infomercial I have ever seen
It gets really weird about 1:25 into the video.
It's not mine though.
...and some bonus Hawthorne:
Oh, and if you are in need of some nice locksmiths in San Francisco, I highly recommend Mainline Security http://www.yelp.com/biz/mainline-security-san-francisco